Ten Ways to Get Your Wife to Rock Your World in 2010

(Rated M for “Mature”)

by Dr. Patrick Johnston

For men only.

The initial title of this article was “Ten Ways to Rock Your Wife’s World in 2010” but I realized that my target audience was men.  A man that anticipated reading the article with that title would already be practicing it, but I'm looking the man that would benefit most from this article. That'd be the average man, too often consumed with pleasing himself and meeting his own needs in the marriage relationship.  The Bible says in Ephesians 5 that we should love our wives as Christ loved the church and gave Himself for it.  That is selfless love!  That is giving to meet one’s needs without regard to whether you get what you want out of the deal. 

It is true that our Creator designed sex.  He created us to be sexual beings.  It brings no more pleasure to God that Christians have a cold, boring marriage bed, than it would bring pleasure to Da Vinci to put the Mona Lisa in a dark closet or bring pleasure to John Bunyan to have his classic Pilgrim’s Progress in a box of never-read books in your garage.  Sinners are having too much sex, and Christians not enough!  Immodest body-worshipers are consumed with how their body looks, and Christians don’t give enough thought to it!  Sinners are consumed with pleasing their lovers, and Christians could care less.  Sinners are consumed with nude images of strangers, but Christian couples turn off the lights before sex.  What’s wrong with this?  It is not God’s will. 

Ministry Schedule

“Religious Conservatism’s Rebuttal to the Gay Agenda”

April 16 - Dr. J lectures at Worthington Kilbourne High School in Columbus

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“Biblical Womanhood – a Refutation of Modern Feminism”

April 23 - Elizabeth lectures at Worthington Kilbourne High School in Columbus

Elizabeth's Pen

“What I Told the Republican Party When They Called for Donations”

Ring, ring, ring.

Elizabeth: Hello?

Republican fundraiser: This is Sarah from the Ohio Republican Party. How are you ma’am?

Eliz.: Fine.

Repub.: This won’t take long at all. We know you’ve been a supporter in the past, and we have many key races coming up and…

Eliz.: Ma’am, let me just cut this short and explain something to you. Until the Republican Party begins to endorse candidates that are pro-family, pro-life, who are for limited government and true to the Republican platform, we are not going to continue to give money to your candidates or the GOP.

Repub.: Well, this is not the first time I’ve heard this. But we have a lot of phone-calling to do so we can stop the liberal agenda…